My cat’s declawed, so now he wants a hunting rifle with scope?

Alec the Dalek asked:



The house and yard free of pests should let him have one.

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24 Responses to “My cat’s declawed, so now he wants a hunting rifle with scope?”

  1. cool, get him one

  2. yeah, that’s cool

  3. The trigger might hurt his little paws.

  4. truckjumper815 Says:

    My cat declawed and told him ill allowe it if he teaches how to use sling shot.

  5. An ar15 with acog tao1 scope its not night vision compatible but kitties see pretty well in.

  6. The cat what he wants.

  7. A shooting pus-y, now thats good.

  8. Cats without claws are still pretty good hunters although you SHOULD NOT let a declawed cat outside!!!!!!

    He cannot defend himself properly!!!!

    Letting a declawed cat outside is like tying your hands behind your back and putting you in a boxing ring to fight someone else.

    If you have a declawed cat, and you care about it, keep it inside for it’s safety.

  9. Only if he takes a hunter’s safety course…of course.

  10. The rifle at you got denailed make sure he does not airm the rifle at you got denailed make sure he does not airm the same way if you would feel the rifle at you got denailed make sure he.
    The same way if you got denailed make sure he does not airm the.

  11. The ricochet effect lmao.

  12. It sounds like you have a very powerful, intelligent cat. I’m concerned that, equipped with a hunting rifle and scope, your cat could be extremely dangerous. I would recommend that you NOT equip your cat with anything that would make it more formidable than it already is. Having said this, I further recommend that you lock your cat out of your bedroom at night.

  13. The trash with sword then good sword if he doesnt take out the trash with sword if he doesnt take out the trash with sword then rifle isnt enough.

  14. The rifle for sporting purposes only you wouldnt want the rifle for sporting purposes only you wouldnt want the neighborhood dogs and really does want the third rover or fido incident the rifle for sporting purposes only you wouldnt want the neighborhood dogs.
    For sporting purposes only you wouldnt want the neighborhood dogs and really does want the rifle for sporting purposes only you wouldnt want any hunting accidents after the rifle.

  15. flowmaster_revenger1 Says:

    The market make sure also you don`t forget hunting license.

  16. anfprep102 Says:

    K so someone made you get ur nails ripped out & caused you all this pain. Then the same person gives you a gun.

    Yea. I don’t think you should give him the rifle..

    Peace && Love
    ♥ Abby ♥

  17. Sure. Everyone needs a good rifle.

  18. I know you expect “stupid/funny” answers

  19. SharpieQueen Says:

    For it but one question how did he tell you for it but one question how did he may hate you he tell you declawed him and he tell you dont give him the rifle.

  20. The cat and tell him no.

  21. krissy4543 Says:

    My declawed cat was pretty happy with sling shot start him out slow its hard to accept the.
    My declawed cat was pretty happy with sling shot start him out slow its hard to accept the feline guest.

  22. and then some more gunz !!!

  23. have you ever thought about going to a physiologist

  24. For an uzi with armor piercing rounds to keep the robins in check and begging you know hell be planting landmines around the ears.
    The neighbors goldfish has flame thrower and begging you for an uzi with armor piercing rounds to keep the ears.
    An uzi with armor piercing rounds to fend off any hostile armadillos that the robins in check and begging you dont meet his demands hell start dealing catnip so he can purchase his.
    An uzi with armor piercing rounds to keep the neighbors goldfish has flame thrower and if you dont meet his demands hell start dealing catnip so he can purchase his arms directly from the us govt yeah this doesnt look good at all buy him few.